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Anton \"Toni\" Hackl was a German Luftwaffe military aviator during World War II, a fighter ace credited with 192 enemy aircraft shot down in over 1,000 combat missions. The majority of his victories were claimed over the Eastern Front, with 87 claims over the Western Front. Of his 87 victories over the Western Allies, at least 32 were four-engined bombers, a further 24 victories were unconfirmed.
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Hasan Bassem Srour is a Lebanese footballer who plays as a midfielder for Iraq Stars League club Al-Hudood and the Lebanon national team.
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Christopher Michael Pratt is an American actor. One of the world's highest-paid actors between 2015 and 2017, Time named him one of the 100 most influential people in the world in 2015, and he appeared in Forbes' Celebrity 100 in 2016. His films as a leading actor have grossed over $14.1 billion worldwide, making him the fifth-highest-grossing box office star of all time. Through starring in blockbuster franchises and big-budget films, Pratt has established himself as one of Hollywood's most bankable stars.
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