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The Church of St Mary in Bruton, Somerset, England was largely built in the 14th century. Like many Somerset churches, it has a very fine tower; less usually it has a second one as well. Simon Jenkins has called Bruton's tower \"Somerset architecture at its most powerful.\" It has been designated a Grade I listed building.
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Afrocominella is a genus of sea snails, marine gastropod mollusks in the superfamily Buccinoidea.
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