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The Foster-Miller TALON is a remotely operated, tracked military robot designed for missions ranging from reconnaissance to combat. It is made by the American robotics company QinetiQ-NA, a subsidiary of QinetiQ.
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Fanny Walked the Earth is a 2018 studio album by a reformed version of American rock band Fanny named Fanny Walked the Earth. It has received positive reviews from critics.
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\"Days Turn Blue to Gray\" is a song by American heavy metal band Machine Head from the album Through the Ashes of Empires. It was released as a single in 2004.
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