{"type":"general","setup":"What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?","punchline":"Put it on my bill","id":29}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?","punchline":"Never mind...it's tearable","id":39}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?","punchline":"Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.","id":197}
{"fact":"While many parts of Europe and North America consider the black cat a sign of bad luck, in Britain and Australia, black cats are considered lucky.","length":146}
{"fact":"Cats often overract to unexpected stimuli because of their extremely sensitive nervous system.","length":94}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the opera singer go sailing?","punchline":"They wanted to hit the high Cs.","id":332}
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