Valeria López-Tapia Velasco, better known as Valeria Ros, is a Spanish screenwriter, announcer, actress, presenter and comedian.
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{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be aquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":110}
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Trystan Stuart Gwyn Magnuson is a Canadian former professional baseball pitcher. He played in Major League Baseball