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{"fact":"Isaac Newton invented the cat flap. Newton was experimenting in a pitch-black room. Spithead, one of his cats, kept opening the door and wrecking his experiment. The cat flap kept both Newton and Spithead happy.","length":211}
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Trionfi are 15th-century Italian playing card trumps with allegorical content related to those used in tarocchi games. The general English expression \"trump card\" and the German \"trumpfen\" have developed from the Italian \"Trionfi\". Most cards feature the personification of a place or abstraction.
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Anita Johansson, born 1944, is a Swedish social democratic politician. She was a member of the Riksdag from 1979 to 2006.
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